The story’s old, but doomed to repeat itself again and again. You’re on the phone with the one you love, but they’re just stealing hamburgers and selling you lies with a side of fries.
In a new McDonald’s ad, the updated Hamburglar and newly minted sex symbol of the fast food world takes a call from his wife mid-hamburger heist and lies to her, claiming to be out buying supplies for their kid’s birthday party
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What is he even doing with all those hamburgers? Hamburglar 2.0 is fit, so he’s clearly not eating them all himself. He’s either a thrill seeker or out there stealing burgers to impress his mistresses Read more…