16 White Lies You Tell On Your C.V. In Order To Get Hired

Because telling lies gets you the job… right?

“I have very open availability, and am willing to work overtime to get the job done.”

"I have very open availability, and am willing to work overtime to get the job done."

What you really mean:YOU BETTER BE PAYING ME IF I WORK OVER THE 37.5 HOUR QUOTA.

VH1

“I have fantastic customer service and people skills.”

"I have fantastic customer service and people skills."

What you really mean: I hate people. People are the worst. But I will fake a smile if I'm getting paid for it.

United Artists

“I’m an honest and trust-worthy person.”

"I'm an honest and trust-worthy person."

What you really mean: This very resume, and all the information in it, is a at least *slightly* exaggerated. Because I need some MONEY.

FX

“I’m an extremely hardworking individual.”

"I'm an extremely hardworking individual."

What you really mean: TBH work isn't like, my ideal place to be. But unfortunately, I need money to live, so here I am.

20th Century Fox


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