Because telling lies gets you the job… right?
“I have very open availability, and am willing to work overtime to get the job done.”
What you really mean:YOU BETTER BE PAYING ME IF I WORK OVER THE 37.5 HOUR QUOTA.
“I have fantastic customer service and people skills.”
What you really mean: I hate people. People are the worst. But I will fake a smile if I'm getting paid for it.
“I’m an honest and trust-worthy person.”
What you really mean: This very resume, and all the information in it, is a at least *slightly* exaggerated. Because I need some MONEY.
“I’m an extremely hardworking individual.”
What you really mean: TBH work isn't like, my ideal place to be. But unfortunately, I need money to live, so here I am.
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